Embrace Your Postpartum Body - Page 2
I went to four stores. Four. Who has the body to wear what is being put up for sale at these places? Granted I waited until the week of the event to shop and I always avoid the mall at all costs, but still? So I settled on a pair of capri pants and a cute top, but I was only slightly satisfied.
Enter the day before the big event. I'll go to Target at lunch! Within ten minutes of walking through those doors, I was holding four dresses. I learned my lesson at the previous stores. I was going to load up my arms with the maximum allowed clothing pieces in the dressing room and go to town. By the time I was finished I figured I would have maybe one that I liked. I fell in love with all of them. So by process of elimination (eeny meeny miny moe) I was able to narrow it down to two and bought them both.
Now you're all, "How DO you embrace your postpartum body?". You go to Target and throw down about $30 and buy yourself a simple black dress with a built in body-shaper! No lumps... No bumps... Instant slimmer... Success within a one-hour lunch time limit without even breaking a sweat and messing up your good hair day!
Oh, a new pair of flip flops to complete the ensemble also helps. You're welcome!
You can read more of Pamela's great tips and tricks over at 2 Much Testosterone but be warned; she has the mouth of a pirate and masks it for no one!
This is an original Deep South Moms post.