Carl of ATHF Picks the Jets - Based on QB Hairdos
Anyone who has watched Comedy Central's "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" knows Carl is that quintessential know-it-all-do-nothing neighbor who only understands a small amount of what he experiences. Despite that, he is not short on opinions. This week he picked the Jets to beat the Patriots on Monday Night Football simply because Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has pretty hair. Brady has caught a lot of crap over his lengthy tresses, but he keeps winning so who cares. Apparently, Carl does. His premise is that Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez keeps is hair nice and manly, so his team will win. This, of course, is why they play the games. So the winner won't be decided by the quarterbacks' haircuts.