Apple is Doomed. DOOMED - Page 2
Steve Jobs' biological father also wants to meet him. Somehow he and the media discovered each other, and he wants the world to know that he's not being opportunistic at all. Well of course not.
If you do an image search for "iPhone 5" (and turn off the filter or safesearch or whatever your search engine calls it), you will see someone with no clothes on. If you're lucky you might also see a photoshopped artist's conception of what the iPhone 5 would look like if the photoshopper's friends designed the thing.
The iPad 3
Oddly, the press has been mostly quiet on the subject of the iPad3. My source on the inside, Deep Somethingorother, believes the reason is that they're afraid to report the extensive feature set.
The iPad3 will come preinstalled with the complete works of Phillip Elmer-DeWitt, Tommy Roe's Greatest Hits, Snooki's high school transcripts and a twenty minute lecture on grace, class and dignity by Kanye West.
Additionally, the iPad3 will be able to able to find groundwater at depths of up to 425 feet. It will be fluent in more than six million forms of communication, including bocce. The iPad3 will be solar powered, or for an additional 12 billion dollars, nuclear.
Here's the most important thing, though: It may be available in colors.
Get out of there. Dinner's almost ready.