14 posts tagged weird merchandise

Josmar Madureira (a.k.a Katkiller) is an artist and designer based in Brazil - as well as being the person responsible for these superb Katkiller pop culture dolls. Take your pick from...well, just about everyone from Amy Winehouse (complete with tattoos), Joey Ramone and David Bowie (Aladdin Sane era) through to the Star Wars characters, Twiggy and Andy Warhol.

Monocular Cats in Tandem!! All products are customizable Monocular Cats in Tandem Walk T-shirt by Lioness_Graphics Get this custom shirt at Zazzle Monocular Cats in Tandem Walk greeting card by Lioness_Graphics Get this custom card at Zazzle two_monocular_cats by

That's right - vibrating massage pants. Why the hell not. I know, you want details before you decide if your badonkadonk should milkshake up and down the hizzouse, fo' schnitzel. Oh what glorious honorable translationing follows: Product Features * Built-7 group of super vibration massage, a

You just know that Family Guy’s Quagmire would have a mousepad like this one. It makes it look like you have your hand up a girl’s skirt. And let’s face it, this is as close as some of you will ever get to putting your hand up a skirt. P.S.

Weird parade: Tea towels??? April 4th, 2008 by Dunc Japanese tea towels are actually, suprisingly, kind of neat. I love the Artoo Mount Fuji. Also: Shampoo bottles and pepper mills!

Lately on StarWars.com… March 26th, 2008 by Dunc The very latest in the constant parade of extremely puzzling merchandise is Stormtrooper and Vader golf gear. From Japan, naturally. Gotta give them credit for not just slapping a silkscreen on a generic bag, at least in the case of the Stormtrooper.

What do you think of when someone says "John Lennon"? Well, if you're anything like me, you'll think "why hasn't anyone ever turned him into a bus. While I'm at it, how about a tie. Some pyjamas would be alright too".

You've sung Mandy to death. Not literally of course. I'm sure all those Mandy ladies out there a tougher than death by croon. Where was I? Oh yeah. You've sung (the song) Mandy to death. You've thrown your knickers around to Club Tropicana. God dammit, you're a Barry Fanilow.

Who would have thought it? We got game. To think that this is a game where you dish out kickings to various members of Radiohead (inventors of the wheel) and praise obscure psychedelic bands is a little optimistic. This is an actual game from the '30s where you place yaw bets, spin a large tin thing and put an iron ball bearing into it which flies out of a hole.

Manchester illustrator, DJ and recording artist Mr Scruff is a man after our own heart - he loves a cup of tea. In fact, not only does he love a cup of tea, he adds team rooms to some of the venues he plays and has now released his very own brew - packed into the Mr Scruff 'make us a brew' tea caddy.