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File Under: Really Needs to Get a Life! An NYU student who apparently works too hard, found the time to design a virtual girlfriend. New York Magazine describes it as single mattress… On it: a lithe brunette. She’s perfectly quiet, but once you sit or lie down, she responds to your every move.

wah, boosie is good. he’s da one who sweeps da floor, he’s da one who mops da floor, and he’s da one who climbs up and down to wash da air-cond net. say la, where to find boosie liddis. <br/> last time, when ann was working for Wild Channel, damn cham u know, had to sweep had to mop had to climb up and down walao, Mr.

Uncle 1: nei geh lui ar? (your daugter izzit?) Yiyi: em hai la. ngo jie geh lui. chu lei bong sao har je. (nope. my sis daughter. just helping out here) Uncle 1: hai mer? ngo tai hui sek duo goh bong sao wo… (really? but i saw her eat more than doing work wo) Ann: #$%^#@@#$%%$ (lazymuthafarka) *defensive mode* ooi, where got? ann helps yiyi (means aunt) out one.

Excerpts from The Death of Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Part 1) Cheap oil has distorted the notion of creating ‘economic gains’ to such great extents that governments subsidize the industry to export and import the same product, often in similar quantities, within the same fiscal period.

wanna complain bout kk2. 1 veggie + 1 hot dog + nasi separuh - 2.50bucks 1 veggie + 1 fish + nasi separuh - 2.20bucks 1 veggie + 1 egg + nasi sepruh - 2.50bucks and today, 2 veggies + nasi separuh - 2.50bucks hallo? 2 bloody scoops of da same bloody uncooked veggie also charged ann for 2 bloody .50bucks new rules izzit?

<br/> alien piggie says: ann constance says: (hi) :^) alien piggie says: ann… sorry to tell u tat u knw from da akta universiti constance says: wt? alien piggie says: universiti student cant drunk… constance says: yamer? alien piggie says: i also not sure la constance says: no drunk bt drank also cannot ar?

u still remember da cockroach that roomie surprised ann ar? what ann didn’t tell u was, before tossing it into tong sampah, ann actually give it a ride on roller coaster then give it a tastes of space shot and finally a ride on The Eyes On Malaysia.

eh, how come menstrual cycle can go berserk one huh? <br/> eat well -checked- zzz well -checked- mood well -checked- em… what else?… har, ann knows already… must be ann bu shuang u all go back so early and she has to stay here for another 6 days. ya.

To: Students of 1st Level of Block I Who Placed Their Cups and Plates In da Pantry Room <br/> <br/> hallo, to u who concern, can u wash your bloody cups and plates because they are bloody damn damn foul-smelling-cum-berkulat. eh, ann gots proof one ok. no bluff u one.

talked to mami on da phone just now. updated each other with lately happenings. mami warned ann to go back Melaka after staying few days in KL. em…few days means how many days huh? *giggles* ge’s gf coming, so ann must be at home before that day.