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Yesterday someone asked me how to deal with trolls and haters. I have no damn idea.  Trolls are just like you and me.  Only shittier.  Or more honest.  Or likely to murder gypsies.  Fuck, I don’t know.  I’m not a mind reader.  I don’t know the motivation of everyone reading your blog but what I do

She’s at school after all. I slapped my laptop shut after writing this morning’s sad post, and eyed Emma critically. We’d been home over an hour. Her color had returned, she was hungry, and her food stayed down. She was playing, running, jumping. She was fine. It must have been carsickness after all.

I can’t believe it’s been a year since the Universe roared, pounced, scooped me up in its fat hand, shook me like a rattle, suddenly realized its mistake, and set me gently back down again (shame-faced, muttering apologies, ‘Here, are you hurt, I think you dropped your beer, sorry again.‘) It’s been one year since my mom was scooped out herself, examined, and cleared.

I am better than Dan Rezmovits. Dan claims that I am not an seo champion but instead an SEO LOSER. Here are my top 10 reasons why I am better than Danny Rezmovits. 10. Danny Rezmovits is about 5 feet tall. At every bar we went to last week, he asked for a booster seat and a sippy cup. 9.

August 22, 2008 Admissions, BITCHING, Babbling, Family, Friends, Neuroses | Tags: antacids, being cryptic, flailing, I am clearly insane, I need to just shut the hell up, just your unfriendly neighborhood asshole here, this is why I drink, writing that could and should be better |   It appears I’m in the midst of some deep and atrociously bitchy vortex at the moment.

Damn you, Five Guys Burgers & Fries! Posted on August 14, 2008 by soupisnotafingerfood Damn you, Five Guys, for making a juicy, delicious burger, cooked to perfection, topped with whatever fresh toppings I desire, on a nice fluffy bun.

If you live in the southwest or want an excuse to travel to Arizona this weekend, come see me and other SEO’s / SEM’s speak at the Sun City Seo Conference . This is from their site: For the first time ever, SunCity SEOcon is now open to all online marketers outside of the state of Arizona.

So it seems some of you are tired of reading me complain about my ear. I'm so sorry. The last thing I want to do is make you sick of reading my blog. I mean, I'm just a fair-to-middling blogger with a double ear infection who tries his best regardless of all the pain. So today I will not talk about my ear at all.

Where’s the boy? I thought you had him. Posted on July 30, 2008 by soupisnotafingerfood I ran out to do some pre-vacation shopping tonight… I’m all butt-tired, but our countdown to departure has shifted from days into hours, and TICK TICK TICK goes the clock.

frogs legs - always fresh Originally uploaded by musiquegirl So, I mentioned in my last post that we went out for dinner Friday night. Without kids! Yes, way. A grown-up night. It was BIG fun. As it happened, we were staying within walking distance of one of my very favorite restaurants: Rio Grande Cafe.