NFL Picks Week 15 - Page 4
GB @ NE -7½
The Pats aren’t just beating teams lately; they’re whacking them and cracking them and smacking them up and down the field. Meanwhile, the Pack saw just how important Aaron Rodgers is to them in bowing to the lowly Lions after losing Rodgers in the second quarter. Pats are on a 5-game win streak and are 6-0 at home. Benny Bagels says, “Brady hasn’t lost at home since Truman was president. Without Rodgers, this is another slaughter. With him, it’ll be just a good ol’ fashioned whuppin.” Taking NE.
CHI -3 @ MIN
All the guys at the weekly card game, talking MNF. Vinnie the Mooch says, “Of course, this ain’t gonna be the important game the schedule-makers dreamed about.” Cheech and Sallie Boy say, “The Vikes is home but it looks like it’ll be at the University of Minnesota field. The Dome still got holes from the snowstorm.“ Frankie Nuts adds, “Minny’s QB Jackson faces a mad Chicago defense coming off last week’s trashing by the Pats.” Benny Bagels chimes in: “The bad boys from the city of broad shoulders is out to show the world how ugly they can be, and Minny will pay the price.” Bobby-Big-Fingers gets the last word: “Expect the Vikes to learn exactly what is meant by the ‘black-and-blue division‘.” Taking Chicago.