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Johnny Depp has a big wiener
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Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter have published a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It's Back. In it, they unleash a horde of information you thought you never cared about and lace their tome with full frontal shots of Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Basically, stuff you can find on the internet. But, they also claim Sean Connery and Johnny Depp have big dicks. Sean Connery used to pose nude for art studies and one student said, "It was the biggest I've ever seen.
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Quickies Redux
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/quickies-redux-280Quickies Redux May 16th, 2008 Petra Nemcova at the premiere of Un Conte De Noel at the Cannes Film Festival in France (5/16) + Christina Aguilera wears yet another low cut dress [Drunken Stepfather] + Jordan Topless in Cannes Showing Her Cans
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Vanessa Lorenzo Brings The Afternoon Links!
http://www.bastardly.com/2008-vanessa-lorenzo-brings-the-aft...Vanessa Lorenzo Brings The Afternoon Links!Friday, May 16th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work Don't forget to whitelist the Bastardly in your Ad-blocking software & visit our friendly sponsors!! Read their sites & buy
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Quickies: A River Runs Through It
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/05/16/quickies-a-river-runs-thro...Christina Aguileras boobs also double as a map of the Chesapeake Bay watershed. (Fatback) Pink actually owns a sexy bikini! (CelebSlam) Gillian Andersons got some some splaining to do! (UseMyComputer) Seriously, Warchild Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reaves
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Quickies: A River Runs Through It
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2008/05/16/quickies-a-river-runs-thro...Christina Aguilera's boobs also double as a map of the Chesapeake Bay watershed. (Fatback) Pink actually owns a sexy bikini! (CelebSlam) Gillian Anderson's got some some 'splaining to do! (UseMyComputer) Seriously, Warchild - Patrick Swayze and Keanu
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Sean Connery kicks ass
http://www.porcupineworld.com/?p=4321Sean Connery kicks ass July 21, 2008 – 11:41 am Sean Connery grew up in a two-bedroom, no bathroom house, pushed barrows for $2 a week at age 13 and at one point worked as a milkman before landing a breakout role as James Bond in 1962’s Dr. No. Because of this, Sean made it clear that his son, Jason, that he will not inherit any of his $17M and that he must make his own way without leeching off his dad. But Miss Cilento, who was married to Connery for 11 years before their bitter divorce in 1973, said Connery’s determination to cut Jason off financially meant they had a difficult relationship. She claims that at one stage Jason, who now works as an actor and film director, threatened to change his name after Connery accused him of cashing in on his father’s fame. Australian-born Miss Cilento told the Sunday Times: ‘Sean said, “You only got this (acting) job because your name’s Connery.” ‘Jason said, “Well, I’ll change it to something else.” Sean said, “If you do that I’ll f****** kill you.” They should do this to Paris Hilton and her socialite friends. There is no doubt in my mind that if this happens, they’d form a suicide pact and suffer through three failed suicide attempts before succeeding on the fourth — because they’re so dumb, you see. Related posts Sean Connery is still winning stuff (0) Johnny Depp has a big wiener (1) Sean Connery missed out on $433 million (0) The Blemish | Porcupine World | Comments (0)
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John Mayer has a big weiner
http://www.porcupineworld.com/?p=2925John Mayer has a big weiner May 19th, 2008 The Blemish Posted in Porcupine World | No Comments » 0 views It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer is a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she just really digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. “His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying. I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this. Related posts Jennifer Aniston still pathetic (0) Jennifer Aniston really loves the sun (0) In other news (0) In other news (0) John and Jessica show their affection (0)
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John Mayer has a big weiner
http://www.ennvy.com/john-mayer-has-a-big-weiner/John Mayer has a big weiner It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer is a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she just really digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. “His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying. I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this. Related posts Jennifer Aniston still pathetic (0) Jennifer Aniston really loves the sun (0) In other news (0) In other news (0) John and Jessica show their affection (0) May 19, 2008 | News, celebrity, jennifer-aniston, john-mayer | No Comments »
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John Mayer has a big weiner
http://music.nuovoportale.com/john-mayer-has-a-big-weiner/It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer is a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she just really digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. “His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying. I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this. Related posts Jennifer Aniston still pathetic (0) Jennifer Aniston really loves the sun (0) In other news (0) In other news (0) John and Jessica show their affection (0) Related posts No related posts.
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John Mayer has a big weiner
http://www.celebrityonlinenews.com/CelebrityBlog/2008/05/19/...John Mayer has a big weiner Author: The Blemish 19 May It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer says he’s a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe. No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean. “His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying. I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this. Related posts Owen Wilson wants to bang Jennifer Aniston (1) John Mayer is a teabagging funnyman (0) Jessica Simpson is a screamer (0) Angelina Jolie is a sly one (1) Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are together again (0)
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Johnny Depp has BIG PIPI! Muy Grande!
http://www.thenonsense.com/2008/05/johnny-depp-has-big-pipi-...The blemish.com reports: Danforth Prince and Darwin Porter have published a book titled Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back. In it, they unleash a horde of information you thought you never cared about and lace their tome with full frontal shots of Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Basically, stuff you can find on the internet. But, they also claim Sean Connery and Johnny Depp have big dicks. Sean Connery used to pose nude for art studies and one student said, “It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.” As for Johnny Depp, ladies will be interested to know that he was known as “donkey dick.” Which, when you think about it, is really insulting since I prefer they use my real name instead of my code name. So mean. Tags: penis, sean+connery, johnny+depp, Mick+jagger, ewan+mcgregor, james+woods
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