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    VELVET SPACEHOG

    http://www.heavymetalmusicnews.com/2008/07/31/velvet-spaceho...
    71 days ago in Heavy Metal Music News · Authority: 3

    Blabbermouth (via Entertainment Weekly) reports that Spacehog vocalist/former resident of Liv Tyler’s vagina Royston Langdon (I feel like that name should be followed by the words “The Third”) is in the running to take Scott “I’m So Strung Out I Can’t Even Take My Coat Off Like a Big Boy” Weiland’s place as the new front man for Velvet Revolver. In terms of brilliance, this is idea strikes me as being somewhere in between hiring Tripp Eisen to host your daughter’s bat mitzvah and fucking Tommy Lee without a condom, but, hey, everything $lash does is awesome, so there’s no need to worry… right? Here’s a truly horrendous rendition of the GN’R classic “It’s So Easy” with Langdon on vocals and $lash on guitar: -AR Related posts: EVERYONE WAVE BYE-BYE TO SCOTT WEILAND (12) GN’R FANS GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER ROBIN FINCK’S RETURN TO NIN (6) FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK (20) SLASH’S NOT VERY STRONG DENIAL OF VELVET REVOVLER’S IMMINENT DEMISE (7) <a href=”http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=6064″ title=”$LA$H: “I’M DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKED APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS ANY RESPECT LEFT FOR ME.””>$LA$H: “I’M DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKED APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS ANY RESPECT LEFT FOR ME.” (19) source: metalsucks