You Can Only Flog a Weiner for So Long! - Page 2
Not that they would SAY anything about it, mind you. Our wives are loving creatures for the most part. But still... a man, being basically insecure about such things (if the number of big ass RAM trucks on the highway means anything)... we will wonder. Oh, yes we will. As fascinated as we were by the sheer GIRTH of this Weiner legend, I think a lot of menfolk just wanted the media to put a sock on it.
Oh, but the media was more than happy to give us all the Weiner we could stand.
Yet, a Weiner flogging can't last forever. It got to the point where we began to get sore. A person can only take so much Weiner before starting to chafe.
So we weren't all that sorry when the sad, limp, flaccid, weepy Weiner took to the podium on Thursday and pulled up the zipper on his overly-exposed but, for awhile there, full-bodied and turgid scandal.
No more Weiner. Will we go through Weiner Withdrawal? Will we secretly WANT more Weiner, even though we know it's wrong to beg for that sort of thing?
(I just heard a guy on Morning Joe say, "Weiner's off the front page." I say it never belonged there in the first place.)
There's a time and place for the Weiner guy. And I doubt we've seen the last of the sleek, stalwart, tall and erect former Congressman as he looks for new areas of public life to enter, new openings to probe, to sink himself into. No doubt, whatever opening he eventually finds, he will thrust himself into it. And we can count on the pornographers of the media to make sure they get every bit of it on tape for our salacious enjoyment!
So, "Goodbye, Weiner!" May your next exposure be somewhat more discreet.
(Jesus... they're talking about entitlements and revenues now... yawn!)