Wicked, Nassssty Liberalses! Golub Will Show YOU! - Page 3
OK, I think I've used all of this guy's column I can use under the terms of "fair use." So I'll have to paraphrase the rest of it.
Obama's middle name. Smug and Liberal are redundant terms. He used the word "despised" when he meant "disguised." Called "Doonesbury" hate speech. Gary Trudeau is as pompous as his French last name. (Gotta slam the French — good for conservative street cred.) Compares Obama to Doonesbury character "Zonker." Like Zonker, Obama has never ever done anything. Not ever. Never. All liberals fail. (Tell that to FDR.) Obama's only skill is campaigning. So he should use his real name, which Gollum has decided is "Barack Hussein Mondale Dukakis Gore Kerry Zonker Sotero Obama." He says he thinks of the President as "Baracka Khan, twin brother of Chaka."
SEE! SEE! WE TOLD YOU! WE KNOWS IT, DON'T WE, PRECIOUSSSS! HE'S BLACK! WE TOLD YOU SO! YES WE DID! GOLLUM!
The final line sums it up.
When translated from the original Indonesian, it means "the one with funny ears and nose out of joint."
SEE! SEE! HE'S INDONESIAN! HE'S MUSLIM! HE'S BLACK! WE TOLD YOU STUPID, WICKED LIBERALSES!!! GOLLUM!!! GOLLUM!!! GOLLUM!!!
(Then he uses his signature line to cruise for Republican Jewish Women.)
There's a link at the top of the page inviting people to "write for us." I sent an e-mail to the person making that decision and offered my services. I suggested that if they are truly "social journalism from independent voices," then SURELY a left-of-center voice would be welcome.
I'm sure I'll get a positive response.
Let's all start holding our breath...