Virginia Set To Repeal Gun Limit
In 1994 a cold gloom had settled over the Commonwealth of Virginia. The Democrat-controlled General Assembly worked tirelessly to lay the groundwork for a one-world government, and they wouldn’t rest until every man, woman and child were oppressed by an Orwellian super-state.
Unfortunately for them there was a problem. Virginians owned over a million guns, and until those essential tools of liberty were limited, they knew their plans for total domination would never be realized.
In an act so craven it seems to have sprung from the mind of Lenin himself, those Democrats finally succeeded in doing what the British Crown, the Kaiser, Hitler and the Soviets never could. They passed a sweeping new firearms law that limited Virginians to purchasing ONLY ONE handgun a month.
I for one considered giving up my Virginia citizenship until I realized no such thing existed. How was I supposed to defend myself with a yearly allotment of only one dozen pistols? That’s barely enough to stock both trucks and every room in my trailer. And don’t tell me that I could still buy an unlimited number of shotguns and rifles. You can’t put shotguns and rifles into the pocket of your cut-off jean shorts when it gets hot. Or should I just go unarmed during those stifling summer months? You Democrats would like that, wouldn’t you?
None of that matters now. Thanks to the intercession of almighty God, and his instrument, the Republican Party, those freedom-hating Democrats finally lost control of the Virginia Senate on November 8, 2011. Virginia’s one-gun-a-month law is already on its way to being repealed, and no longer will patriotic Virginians be limited in their defense of freedom.
Better luck next time, Demacrooks.