Time For Some B.S. Repellent! - Page 6
OK, what else stinks in here?
2. Where's the body? Why did they bury him at sea? Where are the pictures?
SWEET JESUS, people! This happened 72 hours ago... And the answers are easy.
He was buried at sea because no country wanted him on their soil. Unlike the previous administration, the current administration actually CARES about the religious traditions of non-Christians. Since Muslim (and Jewish) tradition demands cleansing and burial within 24 hours, and no country wanted a ready-made shrine to Osama, burial at sea was the only idea that made sense. And to those who say it's an affront to Islam to bury one of the faithful at sea, what did the early Muslim explorers do when someone died on one of their long ocean voyages? Let him decompose on deck? And the pictures... we'll see the pictures. They are gross and disgusting, but they will surface and you will see them.
So, let me grab that can again...
There. Smells like a pine forest in here.
3. Ah! The "deathers." The people who think the whole thing was staged and is fake.
These are the people who believe that Obama, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, got the CIA, the Department of Defense, and the very same SEAL team that took out the Somali pirates in 2009 to agree to this "conspiracy," just to make Obama look good.
I don't think spray is gonna clear THIS stench. At least not until after we flush first.
There. What a mess THAT was. NOW we can spray.
Doesn't the truth smell GOOD?
More and more evidence suggests a key piece of intelligence — the first link in the chain of information that led U.S. intelligence officials to Osama bin Laden — wasn't tortured out of its source. And, indeed, that torture actually failed to produce it.
"To the best of our knowledge, based on a look, none of it came as a result of harsh interrogation practices," said Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee in a wide-ranging press conference.
Moreover, Feinstein added, nothing about the sequence of events that culminated in Sunday's raid vindicates the Bush-era techniques, nor their use of black sites — secret prisons, operated by the CIA.Continued on the next page