Think The Birther Madness is OVER? IT'S JUST BEGUN!!!
The headline depends on which news agency you're reading.
MSNBC — BREAKING NEWS: White House hands out copies of Obama's long-form birth certificate to reporters
CBS NEWS — Breaking News: White house releases President Obama's birth certificate, from Hawaii
ABC NEWS — Breaking News President Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Will Address 'Birther' Controversy at 9:45 a.m. ET
FOX NEWS — White House Releases What it Says Is President Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate
Catch the Fox Qualifier? "What It Says Is..." That leaves room for WIGGLING!!!
Lead Birther Idiot and Publicity Hack Donald Trump will no doubt accept the certificate as proof...
Or WILL he???
OH MY GOD!!! I've ALREADY found problems with it!!!
A. It STILL says "Certificate of Live Birth"! How is THAT any different than "Certification of Live Birth?" Is it PHONY?
B. Look at the dates! WHICH IS IT? April 4? April 7? April 8? WHAT IS HE HIDING???
C. SEE!!!! AFRICAN!!! HIS FATHER IS AFRICAN!!! HE DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW THAT!!!
Now, let's look at the certificates side by side.
LONG FORM? SHORT FORM? WHICH IS WHICH??? They're the EXACT SAME SIZE!!! I smell a rat!
Now, of course, Donald Trump is on my TV taking full credit, saying how proud he is that it was he, he and he alone, who FORCED Obama to release that which he has been HIDING all these years. Now he's going to focus on just how Obama... being a poor NEGRO child... managed to get into Oxford and Harvard Law School when HE couldn't.
So you think the madness is over?
You fools! You're PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!!!