The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: John Cusack is Awesome
And now your host, Paranoia:
John Cusack is awesome. That is all. Well, not all.
Listen, I'm a conservative. Up to this point, I think that much is kind of clear. However, the religious right scares me because of their magical "god" and Fox News is a daily reminder that the media has the option of hiring nothing but whack jobs and slanting stories to read like hate mail to the local parks director.
That being said, movie star John Cusack (you know, that kid from Say Anything) wears his politics on his sleeve. He's always been very verbal in his opinions, though making clear that they are opinions rather than the normal celebrity rhetoric that sounds like preaching. Cusack doesn't preach, he just delivers his own opinion, sometimes planting tongue firmly in cheek.
Like his recent tweet that read "I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS."
John, I too am for a Satanic Death Cult Center at Fox News HQ and outside the offices Ordick Armeyand Newt Gingrich, and all the GOP Welfare freaks. I got your back John. Even though I have no idea what that Ordick Armeyand part is. A Google search didn't help me out with that. Whatever. I get all the rest. Let's get all our buddies together, get some dark wool cloaks, come up with some Satanic chants and storm the Fox News headquarters.
C'mon people! Let's go! What? He's not serious? You mean John doesn't want us all to start a cult and head down to Fox News? But, that's what Fox News seems to think is going to happen;
"His provocative tweets could easily incite a rabid fan to commit violent acts against Fox News Headquarters and others he names," said Dr. Carole Lieberman, a Beverly Hills-based psychiatrist and author of some book that I won't promote. "Fans could not only be influenced because of their devotion to Cusack, the man, but also because of their love for one of the characters he plays."Continued on the next page