Sarah Palin's ACTUAL E-mail from God — (I was "cc'd") - Page 4
YOU people invented ME in YOUR IMAGE!!! You gave Me the same FAULTS you have... jealousy, rage, anger, vindictiveness. You made Me out to be some sort of stone cold killer, smiting My enemies, dashing their babies against tree trunks.
AGAIN, WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DO YOU THINK I AM? And WHY would you LOVE a God who would do that to you? Is that LOVE? Or is that COWARDICE? You can beat a dog to death, and as the dog lies dying, it will lick the hand of the person who killed it.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I AM???
Now, since I know YOU won't send this out to your followers (which is why I cc'd someone who will), a WORD to the people who see you as some sort of modern-day Oracle of Delphi! (Look it up.)
THAT THING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, PEOPLE? Your HEAD? I PUT A BRAIN IN THERE! Learn how to USE it. Learn how to THINK CRITICALLY! Learn how to get the most out of your limited intellectual abilities! You'll never understand EVERYTHING, but the MORE you understand about that which you are ABLE to understand, the happier you will be, the better you will treat other people.
And everyone will be happy!
And that's all I want, Sarah. Be happy. Quit trying to be something you clearly are not. Some folks were meant to be statesmen, others were meant to be ignored. You humans often have trouble telling the difference. You should have ignored Hitler. You should have listened to Gandhi. You should have ignored Jim Jones. You should have listened to Nelson Mandela.
And hon, I think humanity will be best served if they just ignore YOU from now on.
And quit blaming ME for your problems.
Yahweh (Jehovah) (God)
Well. I guess that pretty much says it all, doesn't it?