Sarah Palin's ACTUAL E-mail from God — (I was "cc'd") - Page 3
I HAVE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO RUN HERE, CHILD!
There are more planets with populations more and less advanced than yours than there are grains of sand on all the beaches of all the seas on your small-to-medium sized planet! And they ALL call to ME, Sarah! They use different names, of course, but that's how I tell them apart.
Now I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, for you are My daughter and I love you as much as I love all the creatures on your planet and the countless billions of other planets that I keep track of. But you know who to blame for Trig?
When you and Todd were doing the Funky Monkey 40 weeks before Trig was born, one of you had a faulty egg or sperm. (Of course, I know which it was, but unlike SOME people, I'm not ABOUT casting blame here). You gave your baby an extra chromosome. Now, I know simple people might think "more is better." But not with chromosomes. There's a reason you get the number you get in the combinations they come in. Down syndrome, trisomy 21, is a chromosomal condition caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome.
AND IT IS MORE COMMON IN OLDER FOLKS WHEN THEY IGNORE THE GOOD ADVICE OF THEIR DOCTORS AND HAVE CHILDREN IN THE MIDDLE TO LATE 40s!!!
But hey, that's just SCIENCE, right Sarah?
So now that we've established that I did not "bless" you with "Trig" any more than I blessed New Orleans with the hurricane or blessed New York City by sending airplanes crashing into the World Trade Center, let's discuss a few other things.
Your lack of understanding of My nature, for instance.
You claim to know My mind, what I want you to do, what I want EVERYONE to do. NONSENSE! You were given "free will." That means you do what you gotta! You as a mortal human being are no more capable of understanding the infinite mind of Yahweh than a dog is capable of understanding why his master can't make the rain stop falling.Continued on the next page