Rick Perry Hates Gay People
Yesterday, Rick Perry released a campaign video called "Strong":
A transcript of the ad follows:
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."
Let's start off with this: I'm from Texas. This man is my governor. Every time I start thinking, "Man, I love Texas." i'm reminded of this man.
I hate this man. He basically represents everything I find vile about the ideologies of this state. I hate his attitude, I hate his demeanor. I even hate his face.
In fact, I want to pull his face off, put it on a kitten, and then punch that kitten.
That's how much I hate this man.
The fact that he's governor is enough to let people know that there is a majority of Texans who believe the same way he does. Gays are bad. Prayer in school is good. Obama hates Jesus. The liberals hate Christians.
So, being that I have a public platform to say whatever I want to, much in the same way that Rick Perry does, I'm going to tell you why you are wrong, Mr. Perry.
"Gays are Bad"
What? Ok yeah probably. I mean, look at them. Always being gay... and... doing gay things. It's like, I don't want men treating me the same way I treat women. And why did we give them guns? Soon there's going to be a gay-volution and they will rise up against us and take over our banks and our churches and our schools and our falafel stands and our burger joints and our gay pride parades and they will make me type "gay porn" into google and make me watch it while I touch myself at night when no one else can see what I do. THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! THIS IS AMERICA!
Home of the Free
"Prayer in school is good"
I agree. In fact, all prayer should be allowed in school, regardless of religion. Oh wait, that's already allowed? It just can't be school sanctioned or required to participate? And it can be any religion, not just Christianity? Ok. That's pretty cool. PRAY ON, PRAYER!
Yo dawg I heard you liked prayer. So we put an Amidah inside your Fard As-salat