My Message to the People of Egypt
All day long, good people of Egypt, you've been told the despot Mubarak was going to step down. All day long, you were told that he would address you "any minute now." All day long, you were glimpsing that light at the end of the tunnel, not aware that it was an oncoming freight train full of "go fuck yourselves."
Here in America, we KNOW what to do with despotic leaders. We KNOW how to get rid of leaders who say one thing but do another. We have a time-tested, tried and true METHOD for REMOVING hypocritical monsters for whom the normal laws of morality do not apply.
Quickly! As quickly as you can! Print out this picture and pass it out amongst yourselves. Create the backstory.
When he had YOUR Internet turned OFF, HOSNI MUBARAK was using HIS Internet access to cruise for MIDDLE AGED WOMEN on CRAIGSLIST!!!
PRINT THIS and be FREE!