Michele Bachmann is an Empty Vessel, Waiting to Be Filled by God — and Marcus - Page 2
She, that is, God and her husband, have a big agenda planned for her first years in office, too!
When she is sworn in, she will ban pornography and same-sex marriage. She is the first GOP candidate to sign the pledge, offered by a group of Iowa zealots called "The Family Leader." She will single-handedly force the Supreme Court (with God's help and a few well-placed tumors and fatal strokes) to overturn years of established law on the First Amendment ramifications of pornography, and she will (with God's strong arm to guide her) push the homos back into the closet where they belong. Marcus will be allowed to keep his muscle magazines (which he reads for the articles) and continue his weekly "secret society of Christian brotherly love" meetings that always seem to tire him out so much and make him walk funny. But this is all God's Will!
It's comforting, in a way. If President Bachmann shuts down the media, except for Fox News, it's not HER doing. It's GOD's! And God LOVES us, so he wouldn't tell Marcus to tell President Bachmann to do something that wasn't for our own good! And if it's God's Will, you can be sure it's Marcus' will as well. And if it's Marcus' will, well, what's a poor simple Christian housewife to do but roll over, bite the pillow, go to your "happy place" and wait until he's done?
"But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands,'" she said.
And a submissive wife is a happy wife. Not to mention a wonderful empty vessel for Marcus and the Lord to use as an amplifier for their message of world submission to Christofascist theology!