It's Time to Play "FIND THE SMARMY HEADLINE!" - Page 2
(Actually, if you saw the photo, you would be excused for thinking someone was hiding a SHILLELAGH in his trousers. I think Rush is projecting here, since he apparently needs suitcases full of illegally smuggled Viagra to get something APPROACHING what appeared in the questionable photo.)
Seems that attacking the New York congressman's SIZE is the message of the day in conservative hate circles.
Ann Coulter in Fox Nation yesterday.
GET IT? GET IT? It's SMALL, like ALL liberal penii, therefore it belongs in SMALL CLAIMS COURT!!!
Ann Coulter would know, I guess. HIS penis is probably MUCH larger. At least, that's the rumor.
The Daily Caller isn't above a little tallywhacker fun!
HAW! PENIS! WEINER! JAB! CLARENCE THOMAS!
The jokes write themselves!
OH BOY! MORE FROM LIMBAUGH!!!
I don't know, Rush... a great big throat like yours...
Oh, I could go on and on but I don't want to put you on Weiner overload. That is, I don't want to overload the part of your brain that concentrates on all things Weiner-related. That is, I think we've had enough Weiner for awhile. That is, it's time to put our Weiner jokes away and concentrate on the larger, more turgid, more tumescent issue that is practically thrusting itself into our faces.
Why isn't the news media covering NEWS anymore?
OK, one more. And thanks to my pal @geeoharee for this one. I saw it earlier today but it slipped my mind when I wrote this post.
From the New York Post:
Heh, heh, heh! I'll bet she did!OK, everyone... back to work!