How DARE That Uppity Obama Talk To Us in That Tone?
Well, I nevah!
Can you IMAGINE? That uppity President telling them good white folk in the Congress what to do?
What IS this world coming to?
Back when I was a lad, mah pappy tol' me that you could tell who the GOOD negroes was cuz they knew their place. They would address you with a "Yes, suh," or a "Yes, ma'am," none of this uppity "Get to work" lakh the Head Negro tol' our Good and Faithful White Republicans in Congress.
"Maybe if he'd just take a Valium and calm down and come on down to talk to us, why, it might be helpful," Republican Senator Pat Roberts said at a press conference with several colleagues to express outrage at the White House.
Well, that ain't really a good idea no how, cuz evahbody KNOWS how LAZY "those people" are. Give 'im a Valium and he'll just pull off his shoes and go off for a snooze under a big ol' shade tree.
Republican Senator Marco Rubio, widely touted as a possible vice presidential prospect, told the National Review Online that he was "shocked" by the tone of a Wednesday press conference in which Obama blasted his foes.
"It was rhetoric, I thought, that was more appropriate for some left-wing strongman than for the president of the United States," Rubio added.
HELL, yeah! By tellin' our Good and Faithful White Republicans in Congress that they should "Get to work," the Head Negro sounded lahk one-a them Afrykin DICKTATERS what they got over there, not like a reasonable, responsible President of the United States of AMERICA!
"They're in one week, they're out one week," Obama said at a White House news conference. "And then they're saying, Obama has got to step in. You need to be here. I've been here. I've been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis. You stay here. Let's get it done."Continued on the next page