Get on the Phone, the Twitter, the Facebook, take out a Newspaper Ad, get on Craigslist and Spread the Word Across the Land to TAKE CONTROL OF and OWN the JOHN BOEHNER SEX SCANDAL RUMOR!!! - Page 2
As fair-minded progressives, we need to write blog entries, call our newspapers, contact the TV networks, write Facebook and Twitter entries, post Craigslist ads and DEMAND that the MainStreamMedia investigate every lead, look into every crack, peel apart every dirty photo, check the Speaker's travel history, look under every bed and personally invade EVERY ASPECT OF HIS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE LIFE until they get to BOTTOM of the Speaker's alleged taste for booty that ain't connected to Mrs. Boehner.
Think of it as a favor to the Speaker. It's HARD to sell off America, bit by bit, to your corporate industrialist masters when you have this kind of scandalous CLOUD hanging over your head. So let's clear the air once and for all.
It certainly would explain why Boehner was relatively quiet during the Weinergate scandal.
So, we OWE it to the Speaker of the House, the person TWO HEARTBEATS from the PRESIDENCY, to determine once and for all whether or not Boehner has a Wandering Boner Problem!
The Media won't do it without pressure from WE, THE PEOPLE!!!
I smell smoke! BONER smoke. And where there's boner SMOKE, there's usually a boner FIRE!
I pledge to you, today, June 19, 2011, that I will use every resource available to me to FIND this Boner Fire and if I can't FIND one, I'll either TELL you about it, or CREATE one for the media's entertainment.
START DIGGING NOW! Send me EVERY bit of salacious information you can find, pictures, travel logs, ANYTHING. Use whatever standard of proof you care to employ. Who am I to judge the veracity of your sources? (Use the contact icon — it looks like a little cell phone — at the bottom of the home page on http://billschmalfeldt.com.) I'll compile it all and present it (with my report) to the MAIN STREAM MEDIA and let THEM make sense out of it, while hounding them daily and then going public with a press conference with our "could be real but might not be" evidence of Boehner's Boner Bonanza!
We owe it to the Speaker, we owe it to AMERICA!
So, grab a shovel. Start digging.