Dear Rush; a Communique From the Feminazi Camp
In his typical thoughtful and reasoned approach to politics, Rush Limbaugh offered his take on the morality and occupation of Georgetown Law student Sarah Fluke. Over the last several days Mr. Limbaugh continued to escalate his attacks on the young woman until, faced with an increasing rush of sponsors for the proverbial doors, he offered a less than full apology. Several radio stations have also dropped Limbaugh's show following outrage from individuals as varied as George Will and, well... me. Though I've phrased my outrage in a very unique way.
Usually Rush Limbaugh is a person I ignore.
Health declined a lot when I was listening before.
I could feel blood pressure climb and watch my I.Q. shrink.
Pretty sure that he's the reason I began to drink.
Now I'm flabbergasted at the things that he's just said.
When I heard him on his show I'm sure my ears both bled.
First he called a girl a slut... Then said he'd like to watch.
Yuck! I'll need to wash that image from my brain with Scotch.
Now I hear that Limbaugh has attempted to explain;
Claims the Liberal Media is after him again.
Really? I don't understand what makes men like him tick.
All I know is, once again, Rush Limbaugh's made me sick.
What's made me most nauseous though is watching candidates
Who, with Super Tuesday, have enough upon their plates
Struggling for every right wing vote that they can get.
They aren't rushing to the front to condemn Limbaugh yet.
'though they've said the words were harsh, they think he has a point;
Careful not to get Rush Limbaugh's nose all out of joint.
I can feel the headache starting right behind my eyes.
I am out of patience. I'm not voting for these guys.