Bachmann Warns That Hezbollah Will Install Missile Sites in Cuba
Michele Bachmann has something else for us to be afraid of.
According to Talking Points Memo, someone in Iowa asked her about normalizing relations with Cuba. Here is her well-considered reply.
"Why would you normalize trading with a country that sponsors terror?” Bachmann said. “Cuba — there’s reports that have come out that Cuba has been working with another terrorist organization called Hezbollah. And Hezbollah is potentially looking at wanting to be part of missile sites in Iran.
“And, of course, when you’re 90 miles offshore from Florida, you don’t want to entertain the prospect of hosting bases or sites where Hezbollah could have training camps or perhaps have missile sites or weapons sites in Cuba. This would be foolish.”
Think Progress said that Bachmann is referring to a single, unsourced, unproved allegation printed in an Italian newspaper. So it MUST be true.
So now, in addition to Muslims in general, the HPV vaccine, socialist gangsters, marxist fascists and gays from Iran, we need to be afraid that Hezbollah will use Cuba as a base for its missiles.
Stupid? Sure it is. Like a FOX!
Imagine the terror!
Hear me out, hear me out, stay with me, this might be what Lassie is trying to warn us about...
Hezbollah... is going to bring missiles... to CUBA... and arm them NOT with explosives or illegal immigrants, but with the HPV vaccine! And then they'll shoot them into our major cities and turn all our young women and girls into mentally retarded, promiscuous little sluts who will breed a new race of mentally challenged Americans...
Or maybe... MAAAAAAAY-be...
It's happened already! YEARS ago. During the LAST Cuban Missile Crisis in 1492 when Castro launched missiles at Christopher Columbus as he sailed into Chesapeake Bay and founded the city of Chicago. And these mentally challenged American bred (because what ELSE are they gonna do?) and now they've become a significant portion of the REPUBLICAN PARTY that we call... THE TEA PARTY!!!
I know! I know! It's terrifying. I couldn't BE more freaked out.
I should stop writing columns when I'm stoned.
Say, you gonna eat all them cookies?