Benjamin WendellDateline: Left, Right, and Centered
First Published: Aug 18, 2010 / Last Published: Apr 05, 2011
Hey, blogophiles. I'm Benjamin A. Wendell,M.D., but you can call me Ben. After reading a couple of my posts, some of you will probably want to call me "ignorant bastard", which is equally fine, just so long as you do so in the comments section and tell your friends to come and abuse me as well. I've been writing Left, Right, and Centered for two years now and was a "community columnist" for the Bloomington Herald-Times for a couple of years before that. Since I got paid all of $10/column, I can honestly call myself a professional journalist. You be the judge.
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October 14, 2010
I'll Give Up Books When They Pry My Cold Dead Fingers Off The Paperback
Change is bad. The advent of the electronic book reader and the imminent demise of print has got to be a sign of the apocalypse.in Lifestyle
October 12, 2010
Carl Paladino: Truth In Advertising
Carl Paladino may be a homophobic mouth-breathing knuckle-dragger, but he has the courage of his convictions.
October 9, 2010
Brett Favre and The Tiger Rule
Brett Favre shows his penis and still can't get a date. What's the world come to?in Celebrity
October 6, 2010
Rick Sanchez And The Vast Left-Wing Jewish Media Cabal (Including Me)
What constitutes racism in America today? Is it time to free Rick Sanchez?
September 23, 2010
DWTS: Alas, Poor Hoff, We Barely Knew Ye
Another shocker in week one of DWTS. We're gonna miss the Hoff.in TV
September 17, 2010
New Female Aphrodisiac: If There Wasn't A Problem, They Wouldn't Need A Cure...Right?
There's a new aphrodisiac for the ladies. It'll warm up your woo-hoo, but whose buying it?in Lifestyle
September 15, 2010
Ines Sainz and the Jets: Hey Baby, Welcome to the Pros
Is it wrong to verbally acknowledge the presence of a beautiful woman? Well, it depends...in Football
September 3, 2010
Hooked Up At Sea? Not So Much.
I'm gonna be away for the next week. Don't expect any submissions until I get back.in Travel
September 2, 2010
If Stupidity Was A Commodity, Our Economy Would Be Booming
The number of Americans who believe the president is a Muslim or a foreigner is inexplicable and frightening.
August 31, 2010
Edyta, Say It Ain't So: DWTS Preview
It's time for the new season of DWTS and I've got the winners and losers all locked up.in TV