Guillermo A. FuentesDateline: Guillermo A. Fuentes
First Published: Jan 07, 2010 / Last Published: Sep 15, 2010
I think the acceptable limit of exclamation points is three (!!!). You learn a lot about someone by how long they hesitate when asked, "What is your go to karaoke song?" (1. Lisa Loeb "Stay," 2. Anything found under Joel comma Billy). I've added this to my bucket list: be in a situation where I have to turn my key the same time as someone else. Rondo is a new verb. "Someone Rondo'd my sandwich from the faculty fridge!" ... "Bartender, can you Rondo me another beer?" Cosby is a new verb. "I was at a wedding so I had to Cosby the game. Please don't tell me what happened." If his life had any relevancy you could follow Guillermo on Twitter, but since it doesn't, you can't (update: still not relevant, but that doesn't stop anyone else, http://twitter.com/RedHoodedRants Interests include any imaginable program on television, bad puns, good puns, sarcasm and sandwiches. Oh, and Shark Week.
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June 2, 2010
Fickle Nature of Free Agent Relationships
Free agency looks different when put into real world contextin Sports
June 1, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Jane's Eyebrows and Mrs. White Return to Breaking Bad
Jesse meets a girl, Walt has a date with Gus, Skyler breaks Bad, and Hank is a jerk again.
May 26, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Breaking Bad Swats at Guilt
A science teacher, a rehabbed-junkie, and a fly walk into a meth lab...
May 12, 2010
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Lost Has Mommy Issues
Guest star Allison Janney sums up a historic series in two lines and then, other stuff happens.
May 10, 2010
PREVIOUSLY ON: Breaking Bad Sets the Table
And it's Pollos for dinner, with amputated legs and finally, some Walt Junior.
May 8, 2010
With Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Friday Night Lights Returns
What I love about this critical darling and ratings nightmare that returns to NBC for its fourth season.
May 3, 2010
Finding a Mess Within Lost's Final Season
With Lost coming to an end, there's a big list of issues on the island.
Aaron Paul and Breaking Bad Raise the Bar
Aaron Paul cooks up one of the best performances of this television season.
April 30, 2010
AMC Brings Out The Hilarity of Rambo
AMC cuts your throat with four nightly hours of Rambo. But don't worry, it's funny.
April 29, 2010
Ads that Don't Add Up: Absentee Dads, Oreo Webcams, Phones for All (Over 10)
Cell phones for ten-year olds, cars, and absentee dads? They may be selling it, but I'm not buying it.