Guillermo A. FuentesDateline: Guillermo A. Fuentes
First Published: Jan 07, 2010 / Last Published: Sep 15, 2010
I think the acceptable limit of exclamation points is three (!!!). You learn a lot about someone by how long they hesitate when asked, "What is your go to karaoke song?" (1. Lisa Loeb "Stay," 2. Anything found under Joel comma Billy). I've added this to my bucket list: be in a situation where I have to turn my key the same time as someone else. Rondo is a new verb. "Someone Rondo'd my sandwich from the faculty fridge!" ... "Bartender, can you Rondo me another beer?" Cosby is a new verb. "I was at a wedding so I had to Cosby the game. Please don't tell me what happened." If his life had any relevancy you could follow Guillermo on Twitter, but since it doesn't, you can't (update: still not relevant, but that doesn't stop anyone else, http://twitter.com/RedHoodedRants Interests include any imaginable program on television, bad puns, good puns, sarcasm and sandwiches. Oh, and Shark Week.
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August 13, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother's Surprise Eviction and Your New HoH
The power couple gets separated, Britney loses a jury vote, and Brendon loses friends.
August 12, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: The First Hissy Fit of the Season on Big Brother!
A lot of crying. A lot, a lot, a lot of crying. Also, some bowling.
August 6, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Eviction, Unitards and the New Saboteur
On Big Brother the Power of Veto and evictions summed things up in preparation for the new HoH on Sunday.
August 5, 2010
Breaking Bad to Get a Late Start
AMC pushes the premiere of Breaking Bad's fourth season to July 2011.
August 3, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Drama, in Their Words.
Eviction, exposed showmance, and Enzo role plays. Another great couple of days in the house.
July 29, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Andrew Remains the Worst Player on Big Brother
With a terrible speech and a bad veto competition, Andrew may be on his way out the door.
July 26, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Matt Hangs in There on Big Brother
After winning HoH, Matt sets up a plan for the break-up of the power couple.
PREVIOUSLY, ON: Mad Men Returns with a Thanksgiving Feast
More ads, more drinking, Harry is still paranoid and Joan finally gets an office. Welcome back Mad Men fans.
July 23, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Eviction and a Head of Household Spoiler on Big Brother
The results of the Head of Household competition and why Rachel is terrible.
July 22, 2010
GETTING HOUSED: Hookers, Diseases and Relationships On Big Brother
Veto competition forces Matt to shake things up, while Rachel does whatever Brendon likes.