My 2012 Audi A6 Adventure
NOTICE: What you are about to read is a high-octane (and humorous) dramatization of actual events. Names have been hidden for anonymity, while others have remained for reasons of authenticity.
November 4, 2011, an otherwise ordinary day in the wonderful world of banking, proved to be anything but ordinary.
As many of you may already be aware, I also write articles; Audi has decided to ask me to speak my mind on the new 2012 A6.
While this was going be a great deal of fun, it was going to prove to be the most challenging part of the rest of my day.
Half way through my hum-drum day, the man delivering the 2012 Audi A6 arrived. It was a beautiful shade of blue and ready for the excitement that any day had to throw in its direction.
“There you go, Mr. Cain-Jackson. Enjoy.” He smiled.
“Thank you, I sure will.”
He handed me the key, I placed it in my pocket.
“Have a great weekend.” He said as he shook my hand. His grip tightened when I tried to let go.
“Protect the secret.”
“The secret? What secret?”
“While you experience the delivery of the secret, protect it at all cost. That is the task you are entrusted with along with the quaint responsibility of writing about the car… and Audi’s secret.”
He loosened his grip and swiftly walked away.
“What secret? What are you talking about?”
The man got into the passenger seat of a new 2012 Audi A4 and the car sped off. It handled the corner like no other car in its class.
What secret was he talking about? Why was it so important? One song came to mind, the theme to The Twilight Zone. That was super weird, at any moment my life was going to turn black and white and there was going to be a strange man smoking a cigarette narrating my life. I could just picture it now.Continued on the next page