TheFurFiles - The Lesbian Next Door, Girls Gone Wild, A Penchant For Peelers - Page 4
Personally though, I don’t see the problem. I would never cheat on her. I simply like watching attractive sexy women dance around in their birthday suits. I love the sights, the sounds, the smells – the ambiance of the whole thing. I try to keep my spending to a minimum as well, only allotting fifty dollars a week for tips and the occasional face-lift.
The experience puts a pep in my step and a jolt in my shorts, Fern. I don’t want to have to lie to Betsy, but why should I stop just because she doesn’t like it? We are two separate people, aren’t we?
A Penchant For Peelers
I’m surprised you even know what the word “penchant” means.
Anyway, there are two kinds of women – those who don’t like strip clubs and those who do. The ratio is about 20:1. Unfortunately, you got stuck with a woman who is part of the majority. So you are going to have to ask yourself, do you love Betsy more than you love seeing Candy Canes flail about in her red and white g-string? Because I can tell you, that's what it’s gonna come down to.
I know exactly how you feel though. See, I used to like shopping at the thrift store. I mean, I REALLY liked it, what with the racks and racks of previously sweated-in clothing and the musty smell of the building that caused me to sneeze upon entering. But then this bedbug thing happened and I had to choose. Did I want to have to burn my entire wardrobe and fumigate my house every time I got a new pair of underpants? Or did I want to start shopping at Zellers like everybody else.
So for the sake of my kids’ reputations and for the sake of what little hair my husband has left on his head (and maybe I’m confusing bedbugs with lice here, but oh well), I only buy new things nowadays. Bottom line: sometimes you just have to change your habits. Sometimes you have to give up the things you like for the betterment of your life. When it comes to relationships A, it’s all about compromise, so deal with it.
Now, if you get lucky and your girlfriend accidentally falls out the window of a ten storey building tomorrow, and you are suddenly left a free man, then by all means, look for a woman who will condone your nasty little habit. There are even some women who may want to come with you to the club. How crazy is that?!?Continued on the next page