TheFurFiles - The Lesbian Next Door, Girls Gone Wild, A Penchant For Peelers - Page 3
I guess what it comes down to is action. What should you do? In my opinion, there is only one thing a person CAN do in a situation as crazy as yours, and that is, you must stay positive. Furthermore, try to avoid live wires and rabid wildlife. These things can be extremely dangerous.
And I know this has nothing to do with YOUR predicament, but while everyone else is airing their dirty laundry, I thought I’d get a few things off my chest as well. Therefore, let me add that I think my neighbor Sheila is a total creeper and I’d really like it if she moved. Second, I will admit to having had sexual relations with David Beckham. But please Victoria, tell your under-endowed husband to stop bragging about our affair to the paparazzi. I want my normal life back, for my family’s sake.
And don’t hate on Abby too much, Girls. She can’t help it if she’s a slu… I mean, floozy.
I met this guy. He’s been married twice and has four kids. I’m not sure I want to be involved with someone with so much baggage. I am only twenty-one, after all. I keep thinking I should look around for someone else, but Ronnie’s really good in bed. What do you think? Should I stay or should I go?
I’m Far Too Young To Know Who “The Clash” Even Is
Dear They Were One Of My Favorite Bands Way Back When,
You ARE young. Thus, you probably wouldn't know good sex from a hole in the wall. If Ronnie were actually “good” in bed, he’d still be married. That, or he's a complete jerk. Either way, you probably shouldn’t get involved with someone of his ilk. Run, I say. Run fast. Find someone your own age and spend the next twenty years learning together what it really means to “knock dem boots”.
When I was a single man, I used to love going to strip clubs. Now that I’m in a relationship however, I can’t. My girlfriend doesn’t like it. She says that those “trashy dens of iniquity only serve to objectify woman.” She also says that she would never be with a guy who frequented such places. Obviously, I haven’t told her that it really turns my crank.Continued on the next page