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• Snaps: Huge Cock

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  [ will-smith-cock.jpg]You'd be better off just donating your $10 to charity than spending it on Hancock. (Pajiba) If Kate Beckinsale's boob falls out of her dress in public and no one gets a picture, would it even have been sexy? (The Blemish) Jennifer Aniston jealous of Kim Stewart? That's like me being jealous of the cashier at the Wal-Mart

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• Oh No

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  Oh No: (Phrase) An exclamation of shock and horror. If there's one thing I hate, it's goddamn musicals. But if there's one thing I hate even more than musicals, it'd have to be torture porn. And if there's one thing I hate more than anything, it's Paris Hilton. So it seems only natural that all of these despised elements should somehow find

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• Big Loser

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  [ foxgreen_1.jpg]Big Loser: (Noun) A person has lost something considerable. After months of speculation, Megan Fox has announced that she's ended her engagement with former "90210" star Brian Austin Green. Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news

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• Convoluted

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  [ lennyalex_1.jpg]Convoluted: (Adjective) Something which is extremely complex and difficult to follow. Oooooh, yay! The plot is thickening! The Madonna-Guy Ritchie-Alex Rodriguez love triangle has just become a love, uh, pentagon -- as A-Rod's wife Cynthia is supposedly leaving him for Lenny Kravitz. Cynthia Rodriguez, 34,

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• Backpedal

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  [ scarjocosmo.jpg]Backpedal: (Verb) To hastily reverse one's previous action or opinion. Ohhh! Look who suddenly believes in monogamy now! Scarlett Johansson is clarifying her previous statements about monogamy not working, now that she's engaged to Ryan "Solid Gold Abs" Reynolds. In the August issue of Cosmopolitan, she says: "

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• Snaps: Big-Boobed

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  [ ashlee0702.jpg]It must be serious: Kate Hudson brings ol' One Nut home to mom. (Celebitchy) Ed Harris flips the fuck out on a paparazzi for taking his picture. (Seriously? OMG!) Pregnant, big-boobed Ashlee Simpson still as insipid and uninteresting as flat-chested, barren Ashlee Simpson. (The Blemish) Since it's been like three whole days

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• Old

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  [ crue0702_1.jpg]Old: (Adjective) having lived for a long time; no longer young. Speaking of days of yore -- we couldn't have a true 1990 revival without Vince Neil fatting up the stage in a pair of leather pants two sizes too small, now could we? Which one is this now, the prostate awareness tour? Viva la Crue!

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• Never-ending

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  [ 90210_1.jpg]Never-ending: (Adjective) Something unpleasant having or seeming to have no end. EW is reporting that Shannen Doherty is now in "formal talks" to reprise her role on the new "90210" -- joining castmates Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth, who have already signed on. The only way this show could get more awesome is if maybe they could

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• Ulterior Motive

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  [ lohan0702_1.jpg]Ulterior Motive: (Noun) A reason for doing something beyond the immediate or present. In "Shit Which Should Have Never Made it Past Maury" news -- Michael Lohan continues to deny his illegitimate daughter whom he allegedly fathered to another woman while "on a break" with Dina. As if the uncanny fucking resemblance didn't make

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• Skank Ahoy!

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  [ skank_1.jpg]Skank Ahoy: (Exclamation) A call used in hailing a sleazy or a promiscuous person. WIMB would like to congratulate Kristy Morgan, last night's brand new winner of "A Shot to My Skull with Tila Tequila." In addition to winning a non-relationship with a young Vietnamese boy dressed like a prostitute;

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