The Real Housewives of Orange County Two-Part Reunion Special
Holy catfighting Batman, get the hose ready! The ladies (and I use that term very loosely) of Orange County will be sitting down with Andy Cohen for a two part reunion special. The claw-fest will take place Wednesday, March 10th and Thursday, March 11th at 9PM on Bravo channel.
This season has been one long, hissing, spitting, claws and teeth bared all out cat-fight. Joining last year's cast of Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Gretchen Rossi, and Lynne Curtin, was Alexis Bellino. Alexis was the new entity, and is an interesting cross between sexpot (every shirt cut down to her navel) and bible spouting holy roller. As with most holier-than-thou, wear-your-cross-on-your-sleeve Christians, she showed none of her religious tenets in her interactions with the ladies. There was an oddly done impromptu table prayer on last week's show. In an unusual bible twist, she gave credit to Jesus for parting the red sea among a lot of other really bad Bible babble. Moses may have an issue with that statement, but hey, he can fight his own battles! She was also one of the first to throw stones at other cast mates, ganging up on Vicki in particular.
This season was filled with battles, between spouses, friends against spouses and friends against friends. This in and of itself probably necessitated the two-part reunion show. Not only will ex-housewife Jeana Keough (former playboy playmate) make an appearance, but the husbands will all get in on the act in this reunion debacle to be.
If I may humbly make a recommendation to Bravo and Andy on this one; have a medic on standby, a hose, and a large first aid kit on hand. If this reunion is anything like the season has been, I want ringside seats, and will hope the bloodshed is kept to a minimum. I hate blood on my clothes. But oh, this will be so worth it!