GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Drama, in Their Words.
Sunday's Big Brother was so jam-packed with action that I can just let the house guests speak for themselves with little added commentary. At the end you’ll find the briefest of recaps for Thursday and Sunday night.
"I know you don't like when people try to mess with me." - Rachel, opening credits.
"Floaters better get a life vest." – Rachel, calling out Kristen.
"I am front row for a fight, I want my popcorn and I want to shhh the guy next to me." - Lane.
"Try stringing a sentence together without saying 'like.' You have no common sense" – Hayden calling out Rachel’s intelligence, which is like Andrew accusing someone of being too Jewy.
"Two HoHs... common sense, right there." – Brendon defending his lady to the end, while she holds his hand. Or he holds hers. Whichever one is more emasculating.
“Phaaa - nomenal!" – Singing Britney, describing the fight and still bringing the best Diary Room sessions.
"Rachel is a hoe bag. Straight up." – Kristen.
"I’m not a liar" – Kristen, refusing to be called a liar. "Kristen, you’re the one who is a liar." – Rachel, refuting Kristen’s claim.
"I’m gonna be the biggest bitch this week." – Rachel. We are all F’d in the A. None more than this guy…
"No, no... (face grab kiss)" – Brendon, clearly seeing his miserable future and once again trying to make things better by holding Rachel’s face hostage in an attempt to shut her up.
“Kristen, I want to apologize." – Rachel.
"No. I don’t accept your apology." – Kristen.
"Wrong move, biotch." – Rachel. Well played all around.
“Rachel’s crazy. Kristen’s crazy. They’re both crazy, And I’m in the middle of it." – Hayden, in the worst three-way imaginable.
"Rachel is HoH again so here comes the brown nosing.” – Enzo in his DR explaining this:
“Awww!!... You got a new remote!!!... Ohh you’re a natural blond!?...The Spice World CD!!... This is like a gift for me!"
“Who loves it? I do.” – Britney, in her DR just after she mimes hanging herself for living through Rachel’s HoH room.
"I’m not going anywhere. They’ll know who I really am. It's on." – Kristen just after her head spun around and mere seconds before Hayden checked out of the relationship emotionally.Continued on the next page