Spencer Pratt Ain't Gettin' Any
Looks like Spencer and Heidi have put a hold on their honeymoonin'.
Spencer Pratt aka Speidi (hate conjoined names with a passion) was interviewed by Pop Wrap of the NY Post, and happened to mention that he hasn't been gettin' any from his wifey-poo because he is a fraid of her becoming pregnant. He is preventing Heidi's dream of becoming a mother by refusing her sex. Oh Spencer, you are a side splitter!
He says that Heidi has him "debating whether to cut off his nuts". Considering there isn't much to cut off in the first place Spence, I am sure there are many people standing in line who would be willing to do that for you.
Apparently, Spencer is mortified of Heidi going off birth control and not telling him about it. Hmmm, what's that Heidi? Birth control? What would Jesus have to say about that?
Spencer also says that sex really isn't a fact in their marriage. Wow, at their age, (or any age for that matter) I find that pretty sad and funny at the same time. Maybe they just totally bore each other to death in bed. Or perhaps they may be distracted by a mirror in the room and can't stop looking at their reflections.
I guess Spencer and Heidi haven't considered ALL the other alternatives they can do to get their groove on without doing the dastardly missionary position nasty. Perhaps you two should rent a couple of videos or buy a book or two?
But on the other hand.. maybe it's a good thing that they are not reproducing. Speidi offspring is a frightening notion. After all, what will they do when their baby gets more attention then them? Oh the inhumanity!
At any rate, for the life of me, I don't see how discussing their sex life, or should I say the lack of their sex life is very complimentary to their already failing careers. It makes Spence look like more of a wuss, and the admittance of Heidi's birth control use, makes them look like the phony Christians they truly are.
There are many things most people would rather not dwell upon when considering the facts behind the marriage between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, perhaps the most reviled pairing in reality TV.
Thank God sex isn't really a fact in their marriage, according to Pratt.
Speaking to the New York Post"'s PopWrap on Tuesday, Pratt, 26, says that he's tried to prevent Montag, 23, from realizing her dreams of becoming a young mother – by refusing her sex.Continued on the next page