George Bush Was Afraid Of Harry Potter!
Wow! Just when I thought I was all done hearing about what a buffoon Bush is, and being tickled silly that this idiot is no longer our President, I hear that he snubbed J.K. Rowling, author of all the Harry Potter books because and get this... the books encouraged WITCHRAFT!
OMG!! Are you freakin' kidding me?
Where was Bush's head at? The Salem Witch Trials of 1692?
Gee, too bad stoning and hanging for suspicion of "witchcraft" was outlawed, hey Dubya?
I guess there's always water boarding... oh wait, that's right your veto on outlawing waterboarding thankfully failed. Sorry you out of luck Dubya!
Hey Dubya.... by the way...
Just how on earth does one encourage witchcraft from a children's book, you dumb ass?
They weren't written by Aliester Crowley for crying out loud!
Noted Muggle/compassionate conservative George W. Bush was apparently a devout Harry Potter hater.
The former commander in chief wasn't about to honor J.K. Rowling, the talent behind the book series, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom...and for quite the logical reason.
"People in the White House…actually object[ed] to giving the author J.K. Rowling a presidential medal because the Harry Potter books encouraged witchcraft," writes former Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer in his book, Speech-less: Tales of a White House Survivor.
That's right. Good ol' Dubya and his administration dissed the mega-selling British author, refusing to let her join the ranks of James A. Michener, Harper Lee and John Steinbeck. (Guess he figured the Secret Service could handle any Avada Kedavra curse flung his way.)
Bush distributed 81 medals during his time in office, mostly to war-related allies.
The medals went to mostly war-realted allies? Gee, why am I not surprised?
Now I am not outraged that this author didn't receive a medal.
I am outraged over the REASON why she didn't receive a medal.
Long winded rant alert!
If any of you right wingers out there need proof that Bush is an idiotic, over conservative, totally incompetent FOOL that was jointly responsible along with his bunch of deluded administrators for putting this country in a total cluster f*ck, (and I am being kind) then here's some further proof of the total idiocy that enveloped the White House!
And in the sheer brilliance of George W. Bush ...
Only one of many of his pearls of wisdom... and I quote:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, And so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"