Pour Me Another Mayangeddon: Our Guide to Interesting End of the World Parties - Page 2
Virginians who have been on a strict diet all these years, can finally let loose and get your chocolate on. Sweet samplings during our final hours can be had at the Artfully Chocolate Gifts & Gourmet Shop End of the World Party in 506 John Carlysle Street, Alexandria, Virginia. They'll be serving all manner of chocolates and wine. Wear loose pants. Details can be had on their Facebook page.
A Washington, D.C. group with darkly interesting motives has taken a Craigslist ad requesting virgins (no, not Virginians) for its end of year party/private gathering/suaree/ceremony/evil sacrifice. Here's a screenshot of the ad, per Complex.com:
Need I say more?
How about some down home Blues to get you in the mood for the end? Welch musician Eddie Roberts will be sporting an awesome handlebar moustache and playing his heart out live at the B.B. King Blues Club and Grill in New York on Dec. 21st. The event runs $15 for tickets in advance, and is called the End of the Funking World Party, running from 11:00 p.m. until the roof falls in from the massive earthquakes. They may need help taking the party outside after that.
If you live in the Phoenix area, you have two interesting options among many. Lawn Gnome Publishing is having their End of the World Affair, and will be holding a Haiku Deathmatch and Mobile Karaoke Unit. Dancing is the standard for the night, and costumes are not only encouraged, but may also be prized. Get there at 7 p.m. for the last few hours of your life. Admission is free. I would go just to see a Haiku Deathmath.
If this is too low-key for you, Central Phoenix Gay nightclub Kobalt will be holding an End of the World Zombie Extravaganza. Dress up like your favorite flesh-eater, and find someone to bite. Phoenix-based Facebook timelines will be filled with regrettables by the time the night is over, to be sure.
Don't forget to share what's going on in your area during Earth's final hours of humanity!