New Bibles with The Word You Want to Hear
Suffering from post-Rapture depression? Wondering where people get these predictions that always fall flat? Unable to reconcile your every thought and action with Scripture? Need Divine insight to support your crackpot theories?
You’re obviously reading the wrong Bible. Throw those old Bibles away—or better yet, send them to Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, NC, where they will burn them for you (or not). While most people can find passages in Scripture that will support their points of view, wouldn’t you like to have a Bible that supports anything…or everything?
You can now get Divine substantiation for all your theories with two new Bibles, offered here exclusively and for the first time. No longer will you have to rely on ancient manuscripts, faulty translations, and confusing metaphors. Instead, you will have “the inspired word of God” on which to lean. Yes, by using our fully interactive Bibles, you will be able to quote Scripture that you are inspired to write.
Since some Bible passages can be murky at best, The Good News, You Choose Bible allows readers to translate the Bible into terms (and commandments!) that they not only understand, but can actually live with. This hefty volume incorporates multiple choice questions with each Bible passage. For example, does your Bible include that pesky commandment “Thou shalt not lie”? The Good News, You Choose Bible does, but follows it with a question that allows you to choose what the Bible means: a) it’s a sin to tell a lie, b) nothing you ever say is a lie; c) always stand or sit; or d) other: __________. Since every passage includes “d) other _________” as a choice, you can fill in whatever your Divine inspiration may be. Don’t worry about the repercussions… people more unqualified than you have been interpreting what God says—and thinks--for centuries.Continued on the next page