Grapevine: Santa Goes On Murdering Rampage in Texas
You heard that right, in this Bizarro world Christmas this year, a man dressed up like Santa Claus went on a murderous rampage in Grapevine, Texas on Christmas Day. This Bizarro world Santa Claus would better be described by his true nature, Satan Claws.
According to police descriptions, the family was sitting around the home, just prior to Satan Claws' arrival. A Christmas tree and holiday decorations adorned the home. The Grapevine Police report that shortly after the family of 6, ages 18 to 60, opened their presents Satan Claws arrived. He was probably carrying two handguns, loaded and ready to fire.
The Bizarro world Satan Claws was in fact a member of the family. Grapevine Police spokesperson, Robert Eberling said the shooter showed up in a Santa outfit shortly before the gunfire started. The identities of the victims and the shooter have not yet been released, as of Monday.
A 911 call was received around noon on Sunday. Police responded to the call in which no one else was on the other line. When they arrived, they found four women and three men dead. Police have not revealed a motive for the crime.
This reporter thinks this is a job for Superman.