Disgraced Jesse James Heads To Arizona Rehab, Has Orgy, Poses as Nazi
Soon to be ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, does the obvious: heads to rehab. According to multiple reports, James is currently staying at the Sierre Tucson in Arizona to undergo treatment, which we presume is for his exceptionally subpar choice in whores. Or to be more specific, for sex addiction. Then again, it could be for his Nazi obsession.
This has become the standard choice for those who've been caught cheating on their spouses in an attempt to rehab their reputation and ostensibly to repair their marriage. However, most sources close to Sandra Bullock are making it abundantly clear Bullock isn't going with anywhere near James and is making moves to divorce the biker.
There are new reports out about a foursome with Skankbomb McGee and two unsavory characters named Skittles Valentine (taste the STD-riddled rainbow) and Eric MacDougall. Skittles and Eric claim they met Jesse when McGee introduced him as her boyfriend (she wishes) at a tattoo parlor. Naturally, after Jesse had some tat work done, they did what all losers who frequent such establishments do: had an orgy. The details are too disgusting to get into, but you are free to go and drown your senses in filth.
I am beyond sick of all these nasty women associated with James running their yaps. The whole world knew Jesse was married to Sandra Bullock and for those who engaged in gutter sex with him may you enjoy the years of ridicule, derision and disdain which will be heaped upon you.
Especially you Skankbomb McGee, you are the worst of them all!