Crazy Calling From Dutch Lady
I’ve often believed there should be some kind of breathe test application on Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites, you know just there to stop you posting anything in some drunken stupor in the middle of the night. You know something that you’ll regret in the sober light of morning. Lord knows I’ve gone down that road many times and humble pie I’ve had to mosh down my throat like it’s water!
Although, it’s not new, how I wish such an app or device could be applied to cell phones, then world would be a much safer place! No really it would. Just think, there would be no long unbearably soppy apologetic messages to loved ones when you’ve stayed out too late and when alcohol levels in ones blood stream have climbed up to ‘Incapable of reasonable thought’ . There would be none of those in the heat of the moment ‘stick your friggin’ job’ voicemails left, unless you really mean to tell that no good so and so boss that you’d rather be collecting unemployment that stay for a day longer in his employ.
Of course it’s not just the influx of alcohol in our system that makes us do silly things, nope, other things all have an impact on our ability to think clearly and behave in a more, reasoned and normal way. For example, excess happiness can make us appear completely fruitcake like, gibbering on and on like a five year old looking at his first ice cream cone! Then there are the emotions know as depression, frustration, anger, unrequited love, desire, revenge, bitterness, repression and lack of cake! They can all be responsible for us to throw sense out the window and make some pretty instantly regrettable calls. Okay, maybe that last one just might only apply to me, but you get the point. Many things take hold of our minds and force our rationality hop on the next bus out of town!Continued on the next page